Title

Trump U.N. Speech, Not Good

Department

Art

Document Type

Editorial

Publication Date

9-28-2018

Abstract

Citizens of the World:

Welcome to New York City, a location which, until I moved to Washington, DC, was my favorite playground and casino, and a city in which I honed my skills as a wheeler dealer in preparation for Making America Great Again.

After becoming president of the greatest and most God-favored nation on earth and because of my policies, America’s “economy is booming like never before.” If you don’t believe me, America has “added $10 trillion in wealth [and] passed the biggest tax reforms in American history,” most of which have gone to the 1%. Just don’t tell the Plebes; because they are preoccupied with Facebook, football, guns, trucks, and beer, they don’t want to be bothered by such facts.

Asian Americans (who steal our jobs), Hispanic Americans (rapists, murderers, gang members), and African Americans (who trace their roots to s— hole countries) should be grateful because I have created millions of jobs for them.

Just so you know: The American Empire is the mightiest and greatest empire on the face of this earth only because I am the very best president in the history of the American Republic. And all of this was accomplished in less than two years.

Publication Title

CounterPunch

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